Hey Bubba, why not try THESE regrets on for size...
I regret so many people have lost their jobs
I regret I could not increase jobs a lot more
I regret the number of people on food stamps has doubled
I regret increasing the debt by $5 trillion without making things better
I regret blowing $700 billion taxpayer bucks on bankrupt green companies
I regret spending 18 months on health care when I should have concentrated on the economy and jobs
I can think of a hundred things you SHOULD regret, Mr. President.
Come to think of it - perhaps you should regret that John McCain lost...