John Kerry Shames Himself At Convention

John Kerry - you know, the Viet Nam vet who gave himself Purple Hearts without being injured in combat, then threw his medals away and accused his buddies as being rapists and murderers - yeah, that John Kerry, is now speaking at the Democratic convention.

Thought I would write down each lie (he's known for that), but he was lying so fast I only got to jot down a few.

He said the oceans are rising and Republicans don't care. The fact is, liberals have been claiming oceans will rise several feet by 2010. To date, the beaches are still where they were. No cities even being threatened.

As all Democrats are doing, he again claimed Romney is the "outsourcer" in spite of the fact that several fact checking organizations debunked that long ago, and pointed out that Obama has outsourced many jobs.

Kerry rambled on to say Iran was left unchecked by Bush. So tell me, Mr. Kerry - isn't Iran still building the atomic bomb? In 4 years, has Obama stopped them?

He then made me laugh hysterically, saying Obama kept his promises. Pardon me for saying so, but isn't Gitmo still open? Did Obama cut the deficit in half as promised? Did he bring the unemployment rate down below 8%? I could go on - he has broken at least 17 of his campaign promises. So I really don't need to hear him making any more tonight.

Then Kerry really showed his ignorance - he stated that Sarah Palin said "she could see Russia from Alaska." Actually, you can. Here's a factoid for all the SNL lemmings - Russia and Alaska are divided by the Bering Strait, which is about 55 miles at its narrowest point. In the middle of the Bering Strait are two small, sparsely populated islands: Big Diomede, which sits in Russian territory, and Little Diomede, which is part of the United States. At their closest, these two islands are a little less than two and a half miles apart, which means that, on a clear day, you can definitely see one from the other.

And to think, if Obama gets re-elected, it is expected that this moron will be made Secretary of State. Lord help us!

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